About

Hey, I just discovered that after a year of writing on this blog (eh, 11 months or so), I never wrote on this About page.

About…

about about…

I’m blank.

Let’s see, about me,

I like to play with words and rhyme and alliteration and double-meaning. I like knowing stuff and sharing my newfound knowledge with the world. Weird stuff, even. Like that celery has negative seven calories because it takes more energy to chew it that it gives you. I don’t know whether that’s actually true. (I’m trying lately to stop using so many adverbs…for example, actually true and true are the same. True is sufficient.) I don’t know whether that’s true. (This way sounds better, don’t you think?) I read that celery tidbit in a book when I was in junior high, but one never knows how accurate books full of facts are.

“Who controls the past controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.”

-George Orwell, 1984

Creepy shit. Celery is the least of our worries, I’m sure.

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The ramble above is me; I unconsciously succeeded in squeezing myself into a nutshell. There’s your About.